GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then